Roger: Oh my god, we're a broken home and I'm too drunk and they're to dumb to channel it into art. Roger: Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda. Roger: In the words of every sit-com character in the early '90s and everyone in the Midwest through the rest of the '90s, don't go there. That makes me feel like some kind of monster. Roger: Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!"
Steve: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. Roger: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye! Stan: Damn it, Roger! I've told you a million times: No smoking in the house! Don't be startin' what you can't finish, bitch. Everything that happens from this point on is just gravy. Steve: Something we've wanted to do for years, "sis". Roger: Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it? Hmm, tastes like I might die. Roger: No, of course not! Why? Did he say something about me? Hayley: Roger, do you have a boy crush on my grandfather? How many push-ups do you think he can do? 'Cause I think he can do hundred. It's like a prison, except without the thrill of a daily cavity search. Hayley: I promise I'll help you find a safe way to socialize with humans. Roger: Oh, and FYI, I'm punching a cow right now. You know that nuclear peace treaty you sent over? Well, listen to this.
Steve: Hello, India? Yeah, it's Pakistan. Old lady: That's for freein' the slaves, ya negro-lovin' Yankee Devil! Roger: Can't a guy go into a stress induced hibernation without getting thrown in a landfill? Roger the Alien: 'Cause, you know, I'm gonna need a lot of happy to get over all of the sad. Roger the Alien: I'm thinking of sea foam! What do you think? Roger the Alien: I'm going to make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears. Steve Smith: She never played a burn victim.
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Roger the Alien: I even watched the latest Meg Ryan movie where she played that burn victim. Steve Smith: "Quivecs"? That's not a word. Roger the Alien: The black guys who did this. Roger the Alien : Did you see where they went? Stan Smith: Sure is! Japanese, to be specific. Roger the Alien: You set me up, Klaus! Why would you do something so awful? Yeah, the boss is being a real Catch U Next Tuesday. Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: What makes you think you're going to survive? The alien inside, is merely a crash test dummy who most likely died within impact."ĪH HA HA, the decider, that is classic I am loving this, Įxcuse me, gentlemen.Roger: I bet if you let me inside your hard shell, I'd find a lump of soft meat *chuckles* that came out wrong. We crash this ship into your planet to test new safety features, because we care about our customers. "Dear human who discover, this wreck please disregard it. TOO LATE STAN! YOU'VE SEALED YOUR FATE AND NOW. But you know, that deep, deep in my heart, I've always loved. I actually liked Francine, the rest of them can suck it, but Francine I hate to see die. Don't want open the door too wide, and let disability check Dan there, See your. Strawberry Coors, it something I invented, I take a regular Coors and I drink it through a twizzler, you see. BEHOLD, my fortress of solitude.Īfternoon, Sotineers. If I just found out I am the Limburg baby, whom do I tell? The alien inside, is merely a crash test dummy who most likely died within impact."Roger the Alien: Crash test dummy? But they told me.Stan Smith: AH HA HA, the decider, that is classic I am loving this, Roger the Alien: No, no this can't be.Fat Guy: Excuse me, gentlemen. What the? Why isn't this Stan Smith: "Dear human who discover, this wreck please disregard it. But you know, that deep, deep in my heart, I've always loved.Roger the Alien: TOO LATE STAN! YOU'VE SEALED YOUR FATE AND NOW. Oh, good lord, it's real.Roger the Alien: You know Stan, it's too bad. Strawberry Coors, it something I invented, I take a regular Coors and I drink it through a twizzler, you see.Stan Smith: I really Like your roommate.Stan Smith: Nice touch, with the rolling. Roger the Alien: BEHOLD, my fortress of solitude.Stan Smith: Impressive.Fat Guy: Afternoon, Sotineers.
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